Things To Do In Jasper, Arkansas

Just got back from the Jasper. Here are some things I did while I was there:

-Stayed in a sweet cabin on Lake Lene.
-Found out there was a bar in Jasper called The Hub (Never made it inside).
-Went Canoeing.
-Lost all of the food to the river right as we put in.
-Saw a snake.
-The only shower I took on the 3 day trip was underneath the highest waterfall in mid-America, Hemmed-in Hollow (Notes: it was my first time to see it, and I almost broke a rib climbing on the slippery rocks).
-Learned about a cult in Jasper called F.O.U. - which stands for Foundation Of Ubiquity (However Leif told us, mistakenly, it stood for Food, Oxygen, and Understanding) - that took a bus hostage in Jasper in the early eighties.
-Performed my first baptism on Joe Sundell (Note: He claims that after he arose anew from the water that he saw a white light and heard the song freebird by lynyrd skynyrd playing).
-Learned how to play the dulcimer.
-Got beat in a game of chess by Leif in four moves.
-Realized, rather confirmed, that Mike's Place sucks to work at, but is pretty funny when all your friends work there too. Jokes, and jokes, and jokes.
-Took a lot of scandalous photos with Matt, most likely regrettable, but perfectly hilarious.
-Added a few words to my vocabulary (definitions courtesy of Oxford English Dictionary): Squaw-offensive word for an American Indian woman or wife (not what we thought it was), culvert-a tunnel carrying a stream or open drain under a road or railway (what we thought it was), terrapin-a small freshwater turtle (not exactly what we thought it was).